As July comes to a close TNL Posts its now famous monthly FAIL Compilation:
A Shark, a Duck and an Awkward Interview
Things didn’t exactly go to plan when Anchorman of an Australian TV Morning show “Karl” spoke to shark expert Paul Burt.
Apparently, the duck the duck escaped uninjured. This clip also includes the video of that dude wrestling a shark into his kayak at the end. badass.
How to Break the TeaCup Ride…
This teacup…err..teaduck has had enough and decides to break free with the help of two overly excited teenagers.
Bootleg Fireworks Gone Wrong
OH LAAWWWDDD JESUS…JESUS…THAT WAS AWESOME LORD JESUS!!! PRAISE HIM!
Coheed and Cambria Bassist Arrested for Threatening to Blow Up Drug Store for Painkillers
From: AttleboroPatch:
Michael Todd, 30, of Anaheim, CA, and the bass player for the band Coheed and Cambria was arrested Sunday for allegedly robbing Walgreens Pharmacy in Attleboro. At 1 p.m. Sunday, the Attleboro Police Department responded to the Walgreens on Pleasant Street for the report of a robbery.
“Upon arrival, it was learned that a male had threatened a pharmacist with a bomb threat and demanded Oxycontin,” Attleboro Det. Sgt. Art Brillon said. “The male was given six bottles of pain pills.”

Brillon said the male suspect fled behind the building and was seen getting into a cab.
“The Attleboro Police Department dispatchers on duty were able to identify a local cab company and contacted them,” Brillon said. “The cab service reported that they had picked up a fare on Pleasant Street near the Walgreens moments after the robbery.”
Because Todd’s band was scheduled to open up for Soundgarden at Comcast Center in Mansfield, Attleboro Police reached out to Mansfield Police. Mansfield Police Sgt. Crossman and other Mansfield officers located the cab and the suspect.
Todd was arrested and charged with armed robbery and possession of a Class B controlled substance. He is being held at Attleboro Police on $10,000 cash bail.
Girl Goes Batshit Crazy For Not Having a Boyfriend
Girl loses her shit because she apparently can’t find a boyfriend without being a drunken fake tanned whore. This is brilliant performance art, 2+2 = Gonorrhea is my favorite math equation now; hope she finds that boyfriend she’s looking for…
…and of course, there is already a Dubstep Remix:
Dashcam Films Hit & Run, Chase Down Suspect Who Then Denies Everything
January 2011 a hit and run driver was caught on vehicle dashcam hiting a 75 year old man knocking him to the floor, driver made no attempt to stop and was chased and caught a few miles away. She then denies anything happened.

A car crashes into riders Hoogerland and Flecha during the Tour De France this weekend sending one of the riders into a barbed wire fence on the side of the road. ouch.
The driver…ahem…contestant on “De Allerslechtste chauffeur van Nederland” or “The Very Worst Driver in the Netherlands” was instructed to look left then right to see which direction to turn, but instead he freaks out and slams on the gas taking out the host of the show. I think he won…


