Best “Osama Bin Laden is Dead” Reaction Video

…and quite possibly one of the most American things i’ve ever seen. His video summary says it all: “Why? Because I can. That’s why.”

Your Tax Dollars at Work: NYPD Arrests Man for Telling Joke on Sidewalk

A bicyclist visiting friends,  rode up on the sidewalk from the street to their front door, which is technically illegal in NYC. You are supposed to stop in the street, get off the bike and walk it on the sidewalk. NYPD rolls up and tickets him for this ($150 fine or appear in court!).

Meanwhile their neighbor walks by while this scene is unfolding. They exchange some funny banter. Everyone laughs. He keeps walking….that is, until the other NYPD officers get involved and eventually the guy who cracked the joke is arrested and charged with harassment, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest.

God Bless America.

George Carlin on God, The Planet, and “The Freak Show”

Brilliant insight from comedy legend George Carlin. If only he’d have lived long enough to see just how bad shit has gotten these days, endless material.

Rap News 7: #Revolution

Rap News, Episode 7: It’s 2011 and amid a flurry of political leaks and revelations, revolutions have rolled across North Africa and The Middle East, sweeping regimes and dictatorships before them. Join your host Robert Foster for long overdue analysis of these events, asking the question that’s on everyone’s lips — where will revolution spark next? But when a news flash comes in from a special embedded correspondent, the episode takes an unprecedented turn, as that very question is answered in dramatic fashion. How will the world treat the latest courageous country to throw off the yoke of oppression? Is any cow sacred in this time of massive upheaval? Can there be any doubt that History Is Happening?

America, Fuck Yeah!

America, where you can never eat too much because we’ll just invent a crane that will put you in bed…and America, where a hispanic can go into insurmountable debt to attend a fly by night college and get a 2 year degree in nursing so that she can press the button that pulls your fat ass out of the wheelchair.

Barack Obama Spares Change

Recently, Obama supporters were hit with the proverbial “straw that broke the camel’s back” when he decided to extend the Bush Tax Cuts for the rich, but this is far from the first time that he has thrown the American citizens under the bus.

I’ll admit, he’s definitely done some good (although most of it has been crippled because he refuses to grow a spine) but if you wanted to see what the man who campaigned on the promise of “change” has done to completely sell-out all of his supporters here is a comprehensive list compiled thanks to a reddit.com user.:

Obama has:

backed off on closing Guantanimo.

backed off of his promise to keep lobbyists out of his administration.

protected the Bush administration from prosecution for torture.

authorized the assassination of U.S. citizens abroad.

rescinded on his promise to not prosecute marijuana users in states where it is legal, and [5] pushed for a 5 year prison term for a California-legal medical marijuana dispensary operator.

prosecuted child-soldier Omar Khadr using evidence gained through torture.

granted 27 waivers to oil companies drilling in the weeks following the Deepwater Horizon disaster.

he fought for, and won, the right to deny habeas corpus to detainees.

blocked UN human rights investigations at Guantanamo.

dropped charges against the CIA for destroying videotapes documenting torture of detainees.

deported record number of undocumented immigrants.

continued rendition of alleged terrorists to countries where they could be tortured.

indefinitely detaining alleged terrorists, WITHOUT TRIAL.

extended the PATRIOT Act, with no reforms.

dramatically increased government secrecy, denying more Freedom of Information Act requests in 2009 than Bush did in 2008.

cut a secret deal to kill the public option, while still campaigning on its behalf.

defended Don’t Ask Don’t Tell from legal challenges.

reaffirmed his opposition to same-sex marriage.

granted waivers to 30 companies, including McDonalds, exempting them from health care reform.

announced the single largest arms deal in history, of $60bil worth of arms, to Saudi Arabian dictatorship.

gave permits to BP and other oil companies, exempting them from environmental protection laws.

appointed Monsanto executive Michael Taylor to the FDA.

appointed a former Monsanto lobbyist as Chief Agriculture Negotiator.

appointed Timothy Geithner as Secretary of the Treasury.

increased the use of combat drones in Pakistan.

passed a massive Wall Street bailout at the expense of the taxpayers.

played down the importance of the WikiLeaks documents.

Failed to address Climate Change Issues

pushed for mandatory DNA testing for those arrested for crimes, even if they have not been convicted.

undercuts whistleblowers.

promised $30bil in military aid to Israel over the next decade.

Kind of makes you wonder why Republicans hate him so much, technically…he’s the guy they voted for, they just didn’t realize it at the time cause he was too busy making people like me think things were going to be different.

(Link credit goes to lps41)

Family Outing in America

That poor scooter :(




Education in America. How do we Stack Up?

A broad look at the state of education in America today. What are our graduation rates? How are our standardized test scores? How well paid are our teachers? Let’s take the pulse of our country’s education system — all the way from its kindergartens to its universities. Comparing and contrasting with statistics from other countries, we can see where we fit in on the international scene

The Ultimate North American FAIL Compilation

From the guy who makes the monthly FAIL recap compilations comes a North American specific FAIL video. There is so much pain and stupidity in this video that you will feel like the butt of the worlds joke. But have no fear, head over to the Twisternederland7 Youtube account and see failures for lots of different countries proving that its not just americans who are dumb..but the human race in general.

Traffic Jam in America

If you’re looking for a quick route to the hot pockets avoid aisle three as there is a traffic jam and progress is creepin as fast as a hoveround with a low battery, please re-route.

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